If Your Spouse / Partner Walked Up To You Today And Asked If You Ever Cheated On Them

I Would Lie And Say That I Hadn’t

I Would Pass Out

I Would Ignore The Question, Knowing That I Never Have

I Would Ignore The Question Knowing That I Have

I Would Tell Them The Truth, I Never Have

I Would Tell Them The Truth, I Have - Once

I Would Tell Them The Truth, I Have - More Than Once

I Would, Dance, Evade And Turn Their Question Of My Fidelity Into An Attack On Their Fidelity

I Would Wonder About Their Fidelity

I Have No Spouse / Partner